Post by CM Punk on Apr 14, 2011 9:18:03 GMT 10
*As This Fire Burns hits over the PA System, the fans boo heavily. Punk comes out on to the stage, looks around the arena with a smirk on his face, and begins walking down the ramp.
Punk notices a hand out from a fan about halfway down the ramp. He sees that it's a small child. He goes over and acts as if he were about to high-five the fan, only to pull his hand away and laugh in the child's face.
Punk continues walking down the ramp as the boos grow heavier, before slowly walking up the steps, pausing once more to look around again, laugh at the crowds' boos, and enters the ring.
Punk stands in the center of the ring, looking around, still smirking, before walking over to the side of the ring closest to the equipment and demanding a mic.*
[glow=red,2,300]CM Punk:[/glow]Wow, such a warm welcome.
*Punk pauses after the statement to smirk once again while boos erupt even heavier than before.*
[glow=red,2,300]CM Punk:[/glow]Listen, listen, just hear me out. I think we all got off on the wrong foot. The only thing I've heard from fans while walking around in public is that I'm "cocky", "arrogant", and many other things. You people all seem to think that I'm some self-righteous, self-centered, egotistical jerk.
I simply came out here to clear the air, to get my point across, to let you people know who I really am. As I just said, you people think I'm such a bad guy. You don't seem to be very approving of me.
Well, the fact of the matter is... I'm exactly what you say I am! I am self-righteous, I am self-centered, I am egotistical, and I have every damn right to be! I've been around the world in rings just like this one. I've put my body on the line more times than all the hands in this arena can count. Although I'm sure most of you can't quite get to the number ten without a struggle, so that might not sound quite like I intended.
*More boos erupt now.*
[glow=red,2,300]CM Punk:[/glow]Go on, go ahead, give me all the hate you've got. Keep the boos coming. I couldn't care less. You people are writing my paychecks out when you buy the tickets to those seats you've got yourselves in. Face it, you may hate me, but you pay to see me. Not The Miz, not Randy Orton, not The Rock... Me!
*More boos*
[glow=red,2,300]CM Punk:[/glow]Alright, alright, let's calm down, no need to get all worked up. I'm sure another beer or another cigarette will calm you idiots down. So, as I'm sure you folks have heard, there's a match card coming up pretty soon. However, it's only got two matches, and CM Punk isn't in either of them. I suggest you get your refund now, so you can save your money for the true talent around here.
Go ahead, start booing, tell me how The Rock, The Miz, and all of those other wannabe pro-wrestlers in the back are "Soooo talented", and "sooooo good". Tell me how they would beat me, give me everything you've got. Because I'll tell you what, I could take a nap in this ring, and that would be better than seeing any of those losers in the back come out here and perform; and to be quite frank, I'd still be getting paid from the money you all gave to see it.
*Boos and "You suck" chants begin to erupt.*
[glow=red,2,300]CM Punk:[/glow]Oh darn, now you guys are telling me I suck? Gee, what ever will I do?
*A smirk emerges on CM Punk's lips*
[glow=red,2,300]CM Punk:[/glow]You folks continue to boo me, continue to tell me I suck. Do what you wish, but just remember to think of it this way, you're the ones paying to see me, and although you tell me I suck, and boo me, keep in mind that I don't even know your names, yet you're all seated throughout this arena to listen to me speak.
*This Fire Burns hits over the PA system as Punk drops his mic and leaves.*